THERE WAS A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!! (or FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, if you prefer)

Jorge, you forget the bit where he says "Nooooooooooo! That was MY story! I'LL GET YOU PARKER!!!"

Hey, Aresenio - I was fucking your ex-girlfriend at the time, and she said Cross was definitely hitting on her. What an asshole.

Sigh, I meant "there" instead of "their".

I think I can see the logic behind it, Eponymous. Every teenager in the world (and a lot of their Mums) are going to go and see these films whether their shit or not. This is proven by the fact that the films are shit, and still loads of people see them.

Even the ARMOURED FUCKING POLAR BEARS weren't that awesome, though - he made SUCH a hash of that movie. I would rather see it lay dormant for ten years until someone else starts again from scratch, than a 'Subtle Knife' by Weitz.

Fats, popular thinking has it that Marlowe probably wrote the 'Underworld' films.

Wait, what, they put Stacy512 on the staff?!

Seen, count me in - I love that shit too. I love it so much, I even know some of my favourite examples; like, I love it when people refer to working with "Marty".

"Look 'ere"

*then New York

"but it doesn't really enter into my day-to-day life."

Absolutely No Reasonable Discussions Will Be Occurring
"It's tragic for children to grow up being actively deceived as to the real nature of their own existence and why they're here, where they come from, and the history of the world."

Well *I* liked it, Carlos.

Played out
Is it just me, or is this kind of investigative journalism into food a little bit overdone now?

Rob Schneider…
… has to be THE least talented person that ever became famous.

OK, but which was the most humourless - the trailer, or your post?

El Santo, I totally agree. I don't know whether it's a Brits only thing, but he's currently doing some ads for Snickers and I can't get over the fact that he still looks exactly the same as he did back in the day when he was building armoured tanks out of lawnmowers.

Hot dogs, you're not alone - I think Up was overrated too. I still liked it a hell of a lot, but I don't think it was up there with Wall-E. I'd say a solid "good", rather than the "great" that Pixar are sometimes capable of.

Where the hell is.. your egg salad?