Well, then you'll be missing out, G.

I saw it in the cinema… AND the band played live afterwards!

No, Sybil, that's not the lesson - that's something the adult already knows about herself; it's not about the adult learning a lesson.

@ Airbag / Gluniack - You know, I like puns, and I didn't know what any of those words (surplice; censer; thurible) meant, so I looked them up. That's some top level punning - you guys are AWESOME.

I'm going to stick up for Pitchfork here. Search this site for their interview with him, if you haven't seen it already - he does seem like he'd be kind of a prick to try and interview.

HA! Brilliant.! 2009… 10 years ago, you're still the funniest thing on this site, Heche.

(You guys know "Muslim" isn't a country or race, right?)

Part Man. Part Machine. All Douche.

I have deduced your train of thought: "Did he discharge six bullets, or one less?"

And I used to masturbate to you, masturbating to that scene, when you were a kid.

Mr. Robinson's wife, you are attempting to fuck me.

OK, then….
….but what if I don't like shit, old music?

Yeah, what Sugartits said, Proud and Black, you're full of shit.

Wait, what? Is it because all black guys are retarded, all black guys own Simpsons-based jewellry of questionable taste, all black guys aren't the famous fashion designer Gucci, or all black guys shit in the woods?

By that criteria, then everyone who isn't a fucking douchebag no name rapper "owns" but, yeah, I guess Chiklis OWNS in capitals. (He was in Fantastic Four though, or do you pretend that's, like, his twin, retarded, no-one-talks-about-him brother?)

Oh, come on - does OJ Da Juiceman shit in the woods?

"The Big Rewind", available on Amazon and in all good book shops now?

If it was the fat bald guy off 'The Shield', you'd want one. But no, seriously, you're right - what the fuck? Also, could they not have spared just two more black diamonds, or sequins, or whatever they are, for the pupils?

Dude, the one about Dracula being "scarieh" was good, but if you're going to persist with this, you need to get a team of writers in.

Gallagher?! I hardly knew her!