Beast, it's an established movie trope that the virgins don't die in this kind of film, so your D&D idea is a non-starter.

No you're right, but every 6 months the NHS gives me a choice - buggery in exchange for medicine and treatment, or DEATH PANEL.

I think "played for laughs" is redundant when talking about shotgun rape, Hunter.

With regard to the third thing, justpassingby - fuck you and kindly keep your hands off my "To Do" list, nosey parker!

She has inherited Bruce and Demi's nice features, it's just that someone has squashed them all into the middle 10% of her face.

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

I believe it's "Ecuadoriaite".

Bullshit, misery guts - I was just thinking how Leonard Pierce came out of nowhere to become this consistently great AV Club writer.. this article was brilliant.

"Because seven hundred and eighty nine"?

Registered commenters who think they are better then unregistered commenters, and that this somehow makes them more "brave" and "real" = huge douchebags.

And indeed you, Sir - thought I'd pop up and say hello.
(I'm always here, still, just comment a lot less, like a lot of brothas from back in the day).

The last baron!
The last BAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I see what you're up to - "perfect" is another way of saying "A1".

Or, i + 1, a sad song about declining love and one final, heartfelt plea to a girlfriend named Intothatbarn.

It all started when I lost my mother!

Yeah - I totally got a hard on too.

I now have about 1000% more time for you, mbs - I would heartily recommend you write one or two big posts like that on every page, rather than one or two thousand non-sequiturs and Simpsons quotes… you sure do have a lot of interesting stuff to say about movies, when you want to.

Oh, it certainly does sound like entertainment to me, The Bob The, it certainly does. Cheers to you, and cheers Fidel.

Anyone who uses phrases like "epic fail" is a failURE.

OK, this is weird… I don't think I have EVER seen MBS comment that he didn't like a film - the closest he ever gets to criticism is along the lines of "well, it wasn't great, but there are worse ways you could spend your time, I suppose."