Gee-man, you're missing the point. Trolls come here precisely because they don't like AVClub.

Considering that Conan did exactly that the first time around - he was constantly in danger of being let go by NBC after taking over Letterman's show - you would think that the same fucking network would, I don't know, remember that? He even had the same miserable Leno lead-in that had little or no crossover of…

The hilarity of being bitter over someone not giving David Lee Roth a written blow-job is endless, Lobsters. Keep it up!

Something tells me Lobsters is checking daily for info on the Gallagher bio.

Good guys are "too good"? Paul talks about how he was responsible for the deaths of trillions.
One of the themes that Herbert explored was the severe negative consequences of the actions of a "Hero". (Frank that is - Brian Herbert is more interested in the severe negative consquences of running a beloved sci-fi…

Maybe Jay should've looked how Johnny Carson left. Carson quit the biz and only appeared in one or two shows after his retirement. (One of which, of course, was his great appearance on "The Simpsons").

Damn, you beat me to the punch on "Mad TV".

The irony is that the "Blade Runner" game actually uses the voice-over effectively, and obviously only because the originally movie had a voice-over.
But the original VO is garbage, absolutely. Not just for the droning, but the pathetic last-minute, "No sir, we didn't just add this in" revelation of Rachel being a…

I believe JesusBot existed, and he was a good robot. Just not that he was the Robot Savior.

Arsenio? No, actually his ability to ask a guest a complete non sequitor after the guest telling some serious story was legendary.
Don't mistake 'blandness' with 'seriousness'. Scandal-rocked celebrities know they can go on Leno, make a mea culpa and get a mild 'tsk-tsking' in return. He's a publicist's dream…

Gotta agree with you, Spider. Might be better for ratings, but once the network fucks you over you never regain your footing.

And Letterman actually likes Conan, and vice versa - note Conan's heartfelt acknowledgement of Dave in his last show, as compared to the 'because I'm required to' thanks for Jay.

What, does Leno have some sort of ironclad blackmail on NBC's executives? Because he seems to have more pull than that jackass deserves.
FIRE HIM. Is it really that hard?

Does Paxton Know
That Universal is finally shutting down the shitty Twister ride? Maybe that would give him a clue about doing a sequel after all this time.
If not, then maybe he should talk with Sharon Stone and ask how that worked out for her.

Or she co-owns a production company.

I don't know, what about the cult that died all wearing name-brand sneakers?

Eh, it was still a less pathetic cry for help/attention than trolling the AVClub boards.

Most goths look on Marilyn Manson the same way they look at Twilight… with murderous hate.
Me, I hate him for getting relationships with two women I find incredibly attractive and then LOSING THEM.
Seriously, the universe needs a piano to fall on him. Or a safe. Or a huge weight with "ONE TON" written on the side.

I thought both of those were part of the new Tiki Room show.

Both Nickelback and Gallagher have recently proved that there are limits to even what trolls are going to defend.