Ah, Alternate History
An embarassment of riches or sometimes just an embarassment.

No, he should've been cast as the Mad Hatter in one of the dozen or so Alice in Wonderland movies coming out.
Or as an astronaut from the early days of spaceflight.
Or as the Greek God Hermes.

Hilarious
One the best article pictures in ages.

What About Piddily-Diddly?
Or whatever.

Hedy's all right, but there's a whole fucking list of 'girl geek icons' ahead of her. Granted, none with major patents…

Not to mention his sheer, burning hatred for Paul Schaffer.

Saw them the first time back at DragonCon '93. Forced me to finally have to start buying CDs to get their albums.

It Wasn't Sushi
Piven needs to cut out his side business of making hats the old-fashioned way.

One of my fondest memories of SNL is Vanilla Ice as the guest 'musician'. Weekend Update came on between the two sets, and Dennis Miller played the opening to 'Under Pressure'.

But Piven has near-fatal mercury poisoning, so that give Kattan an advantage.

Thanks for the heads-up, mbs.

What's Missing from this picture?
I know! I know! Are they round?

It seemed like every MST3K episode had at least two or three references to Pee-Wee's Big Adventure…

Actually have a copy of it myself, at least starting at #21. Funny stuff.

Jeremy Piven, cutting edge humor straight from 1999.

Maybe Piven was looking for some credibility as a 'serious actor' and pulled some strings… and then found out that theater work was all hard an' stuff.

You raise a thoughtful defense, Majestyk. Well played, sir.

He bitched about getting a computer instead of car and hacks into school records. Somehow I don't think Ferris actually understood the words coming out of his mouth half the time.

One of the many great things about Real Genius - and there are many - is having a supporting Asian character that is somehow not a cliche but also talks in regular English with no accent. Film-goers must've been completely baffled…

His Original Stage Version
Was indeed hilarious. Phil Hartman especially.