Yup, like a bunch of starving sunfish.

The latest in The AV Club's semi-regular series "Here's a piece with way too many words defending something that's really shitty just to fuck with you commenters"

So, greatly enjoyed Arrival. But one thing occurred to me right after watching it…SEMI SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

That insert photo makes him appear like he's gradually evolving into Prince.

Their 70s stuff (once they found their sound) is really good.

I've actually put corned beef in a smoker and it turns out really nice.

Metal Machine Music. I couldn't walk for a week!

I thought it was "redclowndick411"

@realDonaldTrump Why don't you come in and have one of our delicious Frostys and get brain freeze so bad you get a stroke you orange pile of baboon shit

Bannon: "You MUST boycott Mcdonald's and encourage your followers to do the same!"

Trump has promised large military displays, such as parades, so get used to them.

I once had a maddening debate with a low-tax no gov guy who said that snow plowing should be privatized and people pay a fee do have the roads in their area plowed. You don't pay? They lift the plow as they pass your house. Even if you live on a main road. But wait, I said, that makes no sense and punishes people who…

NOT ON MY TAXPAYER DIME!!!!!

Military stuff and if they are living in a depressed rural area, stuff that helps them (although that's not always clear, some of those types could hear Trump say "all kids under 8 should be burned to death in a big pit" and they'd shout "Damn right! Freedom!"). I live in a rural area, and here's a little secret…a…

They want to totally eliminate Meals on Wheels. Meals on fucking Wheels, serving food to elderly people and in many cases, the only social interaction these seniors will get (look up senior depression and loneliness sometime). These people are monsters, so while I applaud the effort, you might as well lecture Ted…

I think the outright rage, as I've mentioned before, is as fascinating to me as the film. I think we've become so cynical such an attempt to think about such things causes people to become extremely angry. I mean, I've had people practically yell at me when talking about it as if it featured real child rape. Hey,…

It's not really supposed to be rational, nor logical, but beyond that. Reason and logic most certainly has their place and they are under attack right now in this country, but there are moments where they are rather limiting. This movie at its heart, IMO, is about humanity and each of our places in the world, how…

I found the rage it induced to be something very strange. In fact, I think it's pretty telling about human nature that I saw several people raising their voice at theater workers. One elderly man appeared ready to punch the manager of the theater I saw it at.

I really agree with this. The thing I wonder about how much venom it attracts is we've all been so trained lately to not think about such big things, especially Americans, that any attempt to get us to do so is met with anger.

Maddow blew it because we're all talking about the massive tease and not one thing that Charlie Pierce pointed out…most of the income came from property sales, which very well could mean the entire Trump operation was beginning to take on water. It not only blows a hole into his net worth claim, it could also mean at…