What IS cheese?

I've thought before it might be funny to have an opening where Waitress wakes up and rolls over to discover Charlie sleeping with her, she gets a freaked out expression on her face, the title screen is "Charlie and the Waitress: Did They or DIdn't They". The rest of the show is about neither are sure if they slept…

Charlie, I have mace…

Nobody wants to do Anakin work.

I felt for him in that first interrogation. The guy obviously had no idea what was happening to him.

My buddy and I now call people who are really stupid "Brendan". As in "That guy's a total Brendan".

I was doing okay but over the last month and a half I've dealt with a UTI and now are dealing with hemorrhoids, which are a lot funnier when they are happening to other people. At least pretty sure it's that, doc thinks it is. Hoping it's not anything worse…have to keep telling myself "lots of people get them, stop…

That's just…amazing. Wow.

There's a new video of a Brooklyn rat digging in a dumpster behind an artisan grilled cheese place while berating rats who only root in dumpsters behind chain restaurants.

"Gud fockin job Inner-fockin-net yeah innit?"

Oh no doubt on the metal…the country shows that were issues were more along the line of what today would be called "bro country". Should have been clearer. This place would get some older country artists who used to be stars in like the 70s, like Don Williams, and those crowds would be mellow.

My favorite Gilbert story is about his manager getting him some horrible and stupid gig opening up for one of 80s teen pop princesses at their mall tour. I think it was either Tiffany or Debbie Gibson. His manager lied about what the event really was and he apparently didn't realize what it was until he got there. So,…

I know what you're saying. I'm 48 and I do this sort of thing all the time to myself.

Not bad at all, I'd say.

However, I would love it if Manheim Steamroller and TSO had a feud. It would be hilarious.

General rule of thumb: Majority of people who say they love Christmas music won't be caught dead listening to many of the styles of music any other time of year (choral music, jazz, Mannheim Steamroller, etc).

Still not the original uncut version, where Bing says "oh, you have a six-year-old? Do you beat the shit out of him like a good father?"

That Who-hash stealin' bastard!

Me too. I think he'd have a chance to win.

The Bangles Walk Like an Egyptian?