They should tour with Coldplay and Train. Imagine that show.

Don't tell Marc Maron that…

Back in the old days when I was in college (late 80s), my friends and I would decide what CDs to buy, make tapes of them, then return them and cancel the membership. I guess we were doing a proto-Napster.

That's such a great Beatles ripoff too. That lyric is like they couldn't come up with another thing to rhyme with sister.

Those lyrics are pretty awesome. A few of their songs border on creepy old guy stuff, like Cousin Dupree and Hey Nineteen.

That pasty little kidnapper/rapist!

This better be up to Flunky the Late Night Viewer Mail Clown level or GTFO

Ours are extremely cuddly. They are very affectionate dogs and are very laid back.

I once ate so many beets I couldn't buckle my borscht belt!

Absolutely. And I loved the character, too. No bullshit for her.

I just wanted to see the expression on your face as I jammed the scissors in your arm.

This is my favorite movie and he's a big reason. Talk about iconic scenes, his singing telegram manages to be both funny and kind of magical, which is true for a lot of this movie.

I fapped to the Twitter comments instead of Sofia Vergara. I showed them.

Couldn't find the article but I read that many shows have a no decline clause in the actor's contract because they want to get as many awards as possible for promo reasons.

Anything to help them not acknowledge Netflix.

George RR Martin getting the old typewriter was funny because of his "ok I gotta go along with this" reaction.

Hey, someone has to provide the key ingredient for their white sauce.

He might not have a choice. From what I understand, many shows have it in their contract that the actors have to accept the awards.

I don't think TBBT is as great or as awful as many think it is. I don't believe it deserves Emmy love but I don't get the hate. Now, Two and a Half Men, fuck that show to hell.

It started before the Big Bang and got even more before the Big Bang.