The same.

I'm not gonna win any awards, Coach.

Evening, everybody.

Ask a man who's got one.

Afternoon, everybody.

If not worse.

The same.

I'd like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

Afternoon, everybody.

Well I've got an odd lightness in my right hand, maybe a mug of beer would help weigh it down.

Not for the squeamish, Coach.

Afternoon, everybody.

Coach, I'm on top of the world. It's a dismal spot in Greenland somewhere.

Afternoon, everybody.

Well I ate at the Hungry Heifer twice this week and I'm still alive. If that's not lucky, then I don't know what is.

Even better.

Fame, fortune, fast women.

Howdy, sports fans.

Well I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. Uh…how 'bout a first one?

Afternoon, everybody.