Hey,
I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.

Good
afternoon, everybody.

Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.

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Most of my wife.

Evening, everybody.

Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?

My ears.

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Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

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No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

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Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.

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I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.

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