Jimmy/Saul never meets Gus.

I need to show you a secret
It's gonna be a surprise
Come a little bit closer
Let me whisper in your eyes

This is a poem I call "New York Times."

I was excited for tonight because of how much I enjoyed commenting on this show each week last Summer. But by the time Ghost Dodie showed up, I realized I wasn't having fun and that I truly hated this heap of shit.

I just drank pee… how's it going with you?

Odenkirk lived and died on every twist of Lester's story. Best scene of the episode. Also, Lester telling the sheriff how he reacted at the time: "I say something like… Chaz, what the heck?"

We just had one prom, which was open to juniors and seniors each year. Only had a few hundred in the whole school, though.

Fuck you all, I celebrate Weezer's entire catalog.

Ja Rule's height of popularity fell during my junior high and high school years.

I once downloaded a Lumineers song. I had to get rid of my whole computer just to be safe.

Lupe Fiasco on the playlist tells me Tom is still cooler than a lot of people I know.

Craig is indeed the worst.

The frogger episode is better than just about all of Parks and Rec.

"Bittersweet optimism" is nice and all, but it was also a crushing bore. It felt so far removed from what made this show so great in the first place. I think my only laugh was John Oliver blaming his car tantrum on the steering wheel being on the wrong side.

He's totally right about vegans, though.

I feel like absolutely nothing happened in this episode. I tried to describe the plot out loud to myself after it was over, and I managed about two sentences.

Jason - "Um, why can't you put marbles in your nose?"

I think you're correct. My mother is a little 70-year-old Italian lady who won't budge an inch on her stance that marijuana is evil even while it is clearly heading the way of legalization in this country.

Upvoted for Goatse.

"There's a lot of expenses taking care of whores."