Poor ol' Genji doesn't understand social media. Stay off the interwebs, gramps.

Avatar II: Dick Cheney Strikes Back
Avatar III: Return of Santorum

#firstworldproblems

Not bad!

Uh oh, it's Genji the (adjunct) Grammarian! Fixin' your 5-paragraph essays at a Junior College near you!

Why? Because Freedom/Hitler/Terrorist-Fist-Bump/Kenya/BirthCertificate!

Jewel Staite back on tv. hurray!

12 episodes in and I still don't care about a single character. This show sucks.

What? Michael Richards' career really isn't taking off with African Americans?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus — consistently the least funny and least interesting character on Seinfeld, but the only one to find employment in TV entertainment. Whatever happened to Michael Richards? I thought his career was really taking off with the African American community.

Wow, Genji no likey film actresses who win awards: Natalie Portman, Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, Holly Hunter. Is teaching adjunct at your local community college really that shitty?

The writers obviously forgot to incorporate the Permanent Moon Colony built by Newt Gingrich & the GOP in 2018.

Hey, if she includes a hologram Jaco Pastorius, count me in!

Since I'm reading it on the interwebs, it must be true.

Probably one of the weakest episodes thus far, but still a million times better than Alcatraz and Person of Interest.

Oooooooohhh, Mooie mooie! Meeeesa loves da Prequels! Hee hee… What could possibly go wrong?

Oh well, at least Mel Gibson is a slight step up from Christian "I-Punched-My-Girlfriend-in-the-Face" Slater.

#whitepeopleproblems

Another hilariously written piece by Sean O'Neal…I probably haven't smiled so much since Sean's article last year about unpaid interns for Black Swan (the one with accompanying photo of Natalie Portman & caption). Screw Gawker and Huffington Post. I'm coming to AVClub for future political and social commentary.

Eleven episodes in and I still don't care about a single character.