Why do you insist on trying to copy me?

Kids in the Hall sketches actually hold my interest, unlike Dessa. Seriously, my neighbor's 18 year old niece sounds better than this.

Hey, upright bassist: the notes you're playing aren't as cool as you think they are.

Exactly. $1,000,000 guy is a beneficiary of an entire system built upon cheap & exploited labor at the bottom. Reality sucks, that's why we have FOX "News" and Jay Leno monologues.

Underground is a nice alternative to Alternative. That's my thesis, professor Genji.

It's Genji, adjunct instructor of music snobbery 101.

Ah, the best line in Leon the Professional. But I think you have the spelling wrong. It's actually "EVVV-REYYYYY-ONEEE!"

Are you learning about metaphor in graduate school? Please tell us more.

Are you taking Cartoon Criticism 101 this semester?

Will Madonna use her fake British accent again?

Are you sure it's really eggnog on your face?

Holy hell that was horrifying.

Why do you want Teh Terrorists to win?

Write in ENGLISH, dammit. Stop threatening my Freedomz!

Why do you hate America?

Why are you trying to copy me?

Well not everyone is as talented as Jeff Conaway, award-winning star of Grease and Taxi.

What, no "I Drink Your Milkshake" jokes?

Only 7% of their annual revenue? I bet the Penn State Football program alone would cause Kotex to lose twice that amount.

Will he now be sentenced to a sleepover at Neverland Ranch with porn mags, "Jesus Juice," and bloody rectal bandages?