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Monster Agent Zero
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I read somewhere recently where it may not work in our current social climate.

Damn, I want to play but I've been spending all my rupees on Blue Potion.

Doom is great when you're bloodthirsty and want to kill 2000 of something.

Ditto for "Off the coast of France — dear."

Put in a good word for your buddy Gil Garcetti…the wolves are at Old Gil’s
door…oh boy, your whole life you work and you slave and scrimp and you
steal just enough to get a sweet, sweet lick of that shiny brass ring.
Where’s Gil’s lick, doesn’t Old Gil get a lick?

If the glove's too tiny… free O.J.'s hiney.

The A.V. Club

No. Just fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.

Hey, did you know Milton Berle had a huge cock?

Mr. Snuggles; assassin distraction.

ARMAGEDDON!

You could entertain thousands in oncoming traffic though if you tied the Falcon to the roof of your 6 foot tall car, drove down the left lane of a freeway with a 3 ft.tall concrete divider and those 3 ft. tall green light blockers.

Magnitude must be really depressed.

Test.

What do you expect from a guy who callously blurted out "I can't stand people who had a pony as a kid", which upset and killed a pony loving old lady later that night.

It's a nice place but it's no Xanadu.

They should fine SNL 1 million dollars, suspend them for 4 shows, and strip them of 2 draft picks.

Could zombie birds fly?

Wait, what? Are you the guy, the guy who knows a guy….or the guy who knows another guy?