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The only movie I've ever seen him give an A is Certified Copy. Everything else gets C's. But the problem is that his writing seems so BORED and UNIMPRESSED with EVERYTHING. He didn't even like Boogie Nights!

Does Mike D'Angelo like movies?
He is the most joyless, jaded critic I've ever read in my life.

Points
…for leaving Scarface off the essentials.

The Emperor has no clothes
And neither does Paz de la Huerta.

Nothing I said was an ad hominem attack. Every woman in the movie is a stripper, with one exception, who is a adulterer who gets someone murdered. The film's only bad guy is punished in the end by being forced to suck a dick. That's not homophobic or misogynist?

Uhhhh where did I say I formed my opinion before seeing it? If anything, I thought this would be one of my favorite movies ever. I loved Irreversible and liked I Stand Alone a lot, and the stills I saw looked incredible.

Can't believe not one person hated Enter The Void
This is truly one of the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. Technically great, sure, but all in the employ of a nothing story about shitty people made by a misogynist homophobe director.

Oversexed?
Don't think that's an apt description. His debut was about someone who's never had sex, and Seth Rogen's various characters have had sex once in a combined 3 movies.

I'll see you in hell!
Oh, hey Ben Franklin!

Howard Stern is not making $1 billion in 10 years
That is a completely unverified number. No Sirius/XM deal's figures are publicly disclosed (see Dr. Laura/Rosie O'Donnell/Mad Dog/Eddie Trunk/etc).

I liked this better the first time…
…when Michael K. Williams was playing Omar on The Wire.

Saw this in Houston with the writer present
Really brilliant movie, go in knowing as little as possible.

It's about time…
…SOMEBODY adapted Sherlock Holmes for modern audiences! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

Didn't realize Conan was going outside the box…
…naming his show "Conaw". Thanks AV Club!

Were you aware of it?
Last Action Hero was awesome.

Enjoy it while you can
Considering that this show lost 70% of its audience in a single week with the last episode, I doubt we'll make it to season two.

Jesus
Unseen teen killer confession aside, the best series finale in history. If Walton Goggins doesn't win an Emmy for this, Emmys are absolutely meaningless.

It's definitely different
But it's not very good. And I'd probably rather listen to Metal Machine Music than hear anything in autotune one more goddamn time.

Are you drunk?
No, this is Andy Bernard!

Good episode
I could've done with a lengthier "Previously On" given they immediately hopped into lots of names I didn't immediately remember. I think Ronnie's gonna be very interesting this season. His low key businesslike persona seems like it may erupt given that Vic's getting in the way of business.