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Sons of Anarchy
How 'bout this one? FX drama is usually pretty awesome, and this one's got Ron fuckin' Perlman.

I wish he was my dad, even if he was Satan. Actually, ESPECIALLY if he was Satan.

I agree. I think there's a little hate and love for everyone on the show, except maybe Salvatore, the poor bastard.

I think they go out of their way to be cinematic at times to justify the AMC connection. I don't really mind. Better than the shoot and run blandness of almost every other show on the air.

T&E was weak
One of my favorite shows, but a really flat opener. The tiger thing was completely flat, and even Brule didn't bring the laughs. Dick Douche was maybe their lamest commercial parody ever, nowhere near B'owl or Steve Mahanahan's Child Clown Shoe Outlet.

Still love ya, man. I hate my voice too. I sound like Gomer Pyle.

Love you Nathan, but…
I can't stand how you raise your vocal register at the end of every sentence. It's driving me insane.

"He's one of the five greatest actors ever to live."
WHO ARE THE OTHER FOUR TRACY????

Agreed on the "twist". I'm not one of those assholes who claims to see twists coming a mile away, but from the first distorted phone call it couldn't have been more obvious. I do like the idea of someone committing suicide on the night the dead come back to life, but this could've been much better.

WHAT WHAT WHAT
NO INCREDIBLES IN THE TOP 5?????

Tasha…
So does it continue Pixar's Ratatouille > The Incredibles > Finding Nemo > etc. winning streak?

Pssh
I hate when movie critics get all into the philosophies behind dumb action movies. It's about blowing shit up. Enough with the "repulsive sentiment" shit.

Jesus Christ
You guys just sold me on an Adam Sandler movie called "You Don't Mess With The Zohan." Wow.

I stand corrected. Helo is pretty fuckin' awesome.

If…
…Lee is the final Cylon, which I think is totally possible and even thematically rock-solid, then Cylons are in complete control of the fleet.

I definitely think Michael's more likely to be dead dead than Jin, but it just seems odd that Darlton would bring him back for what amounts to a glorified cameo. Then again, they used Fisher Stevens and Zoe Bell pretty sparingly too.

Darlton says Aaron's aging normally and about three years have passed between the escape and the Jack/Kate confrontation at the end of the season 3 finale, so yeah at least a year or two. Whatever leaves enough time for Sayid to become a Jason Bourne-like master killer.

luv luv luv
I don't get why reviewers hate on movies that aren't gleefully in love with their characters. Napoleon Dynamite was funny, whether it mocked its characters or not. It's stupid to criticize it on some moral grounds because it's slightly mean-spirited. Otherwise you end up with fucking Juno.

Also…
I don't buy any of the "deaths" from the original castmembers in this episode. Unless I see somebody shot and bled completely to death, they're not dead.

Connection is made
The Ben flashback episode from this season wherein he recruits Sayid clearly picks up exactly where the island-moving stunt ends (he's just been transported and is wearing the fuzzy Halliwax coat). I'm guessing Ben directly tapped into the "strange matter" or whatever Halliwax calls it instead of