Nothing adds an air of legitimacy to an argument like an Urban Dictionary citation.

The inconsistency of the salsa is part of GTO's charm. Some days it's hot, some days it's mild, but I will eat gallons of it no matter what.

Since when is posting something to your business's website whining to the media? The owner is very even-handed in his statement.

INobody yelled out "Where's the part where we gangbang Zelda!?!?" at the video game concert.

Brat Stop didn't use "Wrap Your Lips of An Angel Around Our Sausage"? Marketing FAIL.

Brat Stop didn't use "Wrap Your Lips of An Angel Around Our Sausage"? Marketing FAIL.

I may be biased, but I think Styx's Mister Roboto is a better fit for Mitt.

I may be biased, but I think Styx's Mister Roboto is a better fit for Mitt.

"Boondoggle!" is my favorite Parker Brothers game.

"Boondoggle!" is my favorite Parker Brothers game.

We would have finished higher if we would have blown up that car sooner.

We would have finished higher if we would have blown up that car sooner.

You had to explain the Hanz and Franz reference? That's what I hate about Milwaukee.

You had to explain the Hanz and Franz reference? That's what I hate about Milwaukee.

Or for that matter, all those restaurants, bars, and businesses that students give their Monopoly money to.

Or for that matter, all those restaurants, bars, and businesses that students give their Monopoly money to.

I can;t stop laughing at all the people on Facebook who spent the spring talking about union thug teachers that now rail against Goodell for hiring scabs.

I can;t stop laughing at all the people on Facebook who spent the spring talking about union thug teachers that now rail against Goodell for hiring scabs.

And if you’d taken five
minutes to check out the other projects on Kickstarter out of Milwaukee, you’d
find something more interesting to back.

And if you’d taken five
minutes to check out the other projects on Kickstarter out of Milwaukee, you’d
find something more interesting to back.