he'll be alright

How did Mike know that his stalker wasn't gonna be a cheap-ass and simply replace the battery, thereby ruining his whole scheme?

His show was awesome. I especially enjoyed the visuals. For most of the show, images were projected in a bar-pattern that appeared as if you were looking out a window at a scene, so you feel you're in a canyon at night as he's singing about the canyon at night and the atmosphere was amazing. He also shined a light…

How do you keep up with the news like that?

Lend us your aid and I shall see to it that you are well rewarded purple monkey dishwasher

He christened it the "Live-4-Ever"

MENDOZAAAA!!!!

The monkey paw vendor is actually still right there…

My three word review: Shitar Hero sandwich

Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like?

it's not fair to "compare" an ungraded slog2 (washed out) image vs. a graded slog2 image.

BATMAN!

What fevered dream is this that bids tear this comment thread in twain?

Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all his time watching a medieval fantasy TV show?

Will he kidnap me for $5000 and deprogram me for $10000? If so will he throw in the killing for free?

But will said skillz pay the billz?

You can't spell slaughter without laughter!

"…to a medium shot taken with a lens of a longer focal length, as evidenced by the fact that everything in it is in focus. The longer the length of a lens, the flatter the image will appear."
Longer focal lengths do indeed "compress" the image so that distant objects appear large relative to closer objects. However…

So Walt did end up trading $80,000,000 for Hank… unfortunately he just traded their burial places