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Emphatic thumbs down :-(

Why is Cameron Diaz allowed to be alive?

Why is Cameron Diaz allowed to be alive?

His part will just be played by a hand grasping a giant phallus, as his inclusion of himself into the story is basically a vortex of self-indulgent masturbation.

His part will just be played by a hand grasping a giant phallus, as his inclusion of himself into the story is basically a vortex of self-indulgent masturbation.

What's his name…Littlefinger and Tommy Carcetti…whatever that actor's name is…he kind of looks like Bill Hicks a bit…

What's his name…Littlefinger and Tommy Carcetti…whatever that actor's name is…he kind of looks like Bill Hicks a bit…

I'd definitely watch a spin-off where Peggy just chills all day smoking pot.

I'd definitely watch a spin-off where Peggy just chills all day smoking pot.

Especially when their fans go crazy and smash their ankles with a sledgehammer.

Man, look at Pearlman's arms in that picture. She's jacked!

That was disappointing…

My girlfriend was just like "there should really be a period on that little card." Smart cookie.

The accidental tragic poisoning thing has already been played out on the Wire anyway. No mishap with this one — totally intentional.