Thus giving rise to the reality show of "America's Next Congress," etc.

Droopy Dog discussing natural disasters would be a perfectly acceptable substitute.

"Whut, she does 'cal-coo-luss'? Is that sum kinda 'science' like 'evil-ution' or climate whatchamajigger? We doan need none of that in the Republican Party!"

*Very reluctant upvote

This would almost be worth it to watch Trump try to figure out how to congratulate her on a win.

I was referring to Andrew Jackson gleefully running people down on the Trail of Tears.

Oh come on, the Republicans put a dangerously unqualified idiot in the country's highest office. Power is far more important than principle. They would love to have another "celebrity" in the party ranks.

Oh sure, that's fucking nuts. But still, there are woman and minorities who voted for Trump, which is almost equally incomprehensible.

The Kardashians would like a word.

I believe Thompson was a politician first

It's the insane notion of voting for someone "like you" (although obviously Jenner is not that "like" many people).

In fairness, Democrats also know how to kill people with their cars.

I can't speak too knowledgeably about it (I still mix up transgender vs transsexual), but:
(1) Why lie about it? For publicity? It's a hell of a gamble
(2) If it's a lie, she's really invested in it.

Robin Hood: A Few Good Men In Tights

I can't handle that lede.

3:10 To Yuma
Grand Ol' Opry
Zima
Iwo Jima

Lame Duck Week
Impeachment Week
Prison Week

Yo, check this out… white guys, they drive a fire truck like this! (see above)

Is this envisioning a future where the United States of America has been renamed T.B. Ballsack's?

Why did posing in a tank essentially destroy Dukakis, but this asshole keeps getting away with even dumber photo-ops?