Hillary Clinton and muslims dated Pam Anderson?

I am so tired that I thought it said Wahlburgers, and came here for comments about MAHKY MAHK KICKIN YOAH FUCKING AHSE IF YOU STEAL MAH TENTS and there are none to be found. Instead Kid Rock is running for Senate and my stomach hurts. Everything is awful.

Hey, I got mah pickup truck and mah beeaautiful sexy gun. I dun call her "lucille."

He's gonna put the "stew" back in "stupid," and the "hick" back in "chicken."

Not seen: he's wearing crocs with camo socks.

If the Tragically Hip proves anything, it's that Canadians don't have the cultural punch to make a band big.

So if I kill Dave Matthews, can I blame this movie?

The Phantom Menace patiently twiddles thumbs as 20-year anniversary edges ever closer…

Just when I thought that lyric couldn't be any more fucking disgusting.

It would've made Drive way more upbeat.

Or Incubus, Limp Bizkit, Buckcherry, 311, Nickleback or Smash Mouth

And who's this guy wetbutt45 who keeps divulging U.S. state secrets online?

Tragically Hip
Metric

Vulvan men? I love it.

I saw the "Born Rich" documentary. She was super creepy in it.

Maybe for you.

The AV Club

Wouldn't Spock find gay sex illogical since it doesn't procreate?

His husband, probably.

X Gonna Give It To Ya