BREAKING: AV Club staff, Thousands of Hipsters and 'Style Icons' Commit Mass Suicide

So what's "dealing with the trash"?

I'm a pretty fuckin' judgy person (yes, yes, The AV Club) who's never worn a Croc, yet the premise of that headline pissed me off. Of course it's okay to wear a goddam practical, functional shoe. Then I saw that Shia LeBoof and Jared Leto wear them and: no, it's not okay.

Eeeyikes, that's some uncanny valley-lookin' shit.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Kicking LIBRULS

Burssels, huh?

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

He's not. He was beaten to death by a trainer. No joke.

I thought that was Joan Cusack

Le cochon sexiste, à l'orange

If you want a host
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of 'stache
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner, take my hand, or
If you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man… Steve Harvey

Why does this asshole seem to host everything?

Donald Trump - Littleface or Auric Goldfinger
Donald Trump Jr - The Yellow Bastard
Jared Kushner - Rocky Dennis
Melania Trump - Cruella de Vil
Steve Bannon - Kuato
Kellyanne Conway - Gollum
Chris Christie - Pearl from Blade
Besty De Vos - Katherine Heigl's mummy
Ben Carson - Sherman Klump

You can play him as just a brutish crime boss like in Arkham City, just without that stupid accent.

I don't remember that at all!

I believe it's now just "money-puttin' place."

How Jewish of you to do that.

Fuck international shipping. I'm trying to buy something from a U.S.-based website and the only shipping costs half as much as the item itself.

Do. it! Do. it!