The (failing) NYT gave his presidency a two-word review: "Shit sandwich."

Well shit, now I have to go back and watch them all just to check.

The clapping around 3:15 kills it. Maybe 60,000 people can sing together, but they can't fucking clap in time for more than two seconds.

Find Hope for Zombanity as Freddie Mercury appears at a Green Day show.

I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

Wam, BWAAAM, thank you ma'am

The original Dunkirk? Like, the battle?

Jon Bon Jovi has appeared in a number of films. Acted in them? Debatable.

Sort of. The Germans did use chemical warfare first, which is kinda evil in my book. And they crucified Belgian babies.* But they weren't Nazi-evil.

I'm not the praying type, but reading your updates had me feeling scared for your dog I've never met, then relieved. What a way to start my Monday. I'm glad Gravy is improving.

How many of them talk?

I had a dream that I was in a giant mansion in a wintry landscape with four gorgeous women, but we were there to fight witches. We waited outside for them, and soon, five witches wreathed in flame came tearing up the road near the mansion, but went straight past us, heading for London. Then, out of nowhere, a whole…

Also, I know the AV Club has an editorial mandate to make fun of Christopher Nolan, but it's actually pretty easy to not know who this dork is. I can't name a single One Direction song. And I'm hip.

Is that top photo from the movie?

If it was that Disappearing Game shit, I hope he gives her a good Harvey Bullock smack upside the head.

But isn't a competitive eater basically wrong about everything?

VOTE FOR PEDRO

You know, for kids!

As Dan Aykroyd, can you give out some Crystal Head vodka? This comment thread makes me want to drink.

Fucking leftists.