he'll realize there's more to being gay than watching RuPaul with his friends

And with that, I honestly can't tell if you just really really don't get it, or you're being argumentative for your own entertainment. Fortunately, my work day is done, which means I stop commenting here and won't pursue a pointless argument with a stranger any further. Have a lovely weekend.

You're outraged that you're gay?

Only if he was saying it with some kind of sincerity and conviction as though he truly believes it. Which isn't what happened there.

Does that mean you're not outraged and not gay?

Except he's not appropriating anyone's identity. Anyone who feels like stopping to think for a second instead of instantly resorting to online outrage will likely see that.

No.

Jared's Tinder profile.

You're really missing the point.

Don't be fatuous, Garfy.

If Garfield specifically referenced licking his anus, it would be far more tolerable.

Ah, I mercifully missed that… I think my eye just skipped over it knowing it would piss off my brain, the same way I don't even notice Family Circus in the paper anymore. I thought you were making a stupid neologism like "sheeple," apologies.

Can I get onion rings instead?

My robot butler would like all offended parties to gaze at his sweater-vest and be comforted.

Thanks for this relatively well-reasoned article, which of course, will be the minority view. We don't want context! Garfield is an oppression tourist! The guy who writes James Bond is racist! Other knee-jerk shit! Mmmm, delicious outrage!

I don't just mean in this case though. And it's not even just a Yelp issue. It happens constantly on social media where some nobody bashes a restaurant/store/business over some alleged fault, the media runs with the story as absolute truth and said business gets deluged with negative press and flak. Those stories are…

Christ, Yelp really fucking sucks.

I've had some good luck on Bumble, but am thinking of bailing on it just the same. I feel like approximately 900% of women there say they're into "travel, yoga and wine!" or else have no bio at all and a couple of duckface photos.

This is pretty exaggerated for the sake of some "Oh, men laffs." On the article itself, there are also a number of guys who are clearly just confused.

Shero? Jesus.