That's your problem: You're not dumb enough.

I keep thinking your avatar is Slimer sticking out his tongue.

I am trying really hard to think of someone worse. Martin Shkreli? Brock Turner? Robert Mugabe? Kodos?

Nope! I'm from Canada, where we legalized gay marriage, are pretty close to legalizing pot, accepted 40,000 Syrian refugees (with zero terror attacks thus far) and have universal health care!

Is your cane on a bungee cord or something? Or do you have a whole supply of throwin' canes?

I was going to correct you in that he is literally more pissy, but then I remembered that golfing photo.

He likes to paw women as they pee on him.

Man, you guys have a shitty president.

"Your Holiness"

What's a fuckhile? Was it a typo of either "fuckhill" or "fuckpile"?

Instead of tweets, she'd be sending angry emails on a non-secure server, meaning ISIS and Russia can read all her private thoughts about Morning Joe.

I can't believe "Smell you later" replaced "Goodbye."

It's worth taking a quick look at Red Bull Music Academy just for the eye-bruising colour scheme and overall 90s website aesthetic. Good luck reading the article though, with that blueish font on a bright pruple background.

Lord, don't let this doofus atheist croak

Bruno Kirby and Adam Sandler are dead.

How very intristing.

Welcome! Why not go out and wave a bigger one?

Same.

Thanks! I'm looking forward to trying this.

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