I don't mean recovery time, that's totally fine. I mean people who are just taking a break by sitting on a machine like it's a fucking couch.

I MUST KNOW THIS

Important: get one that reverts to a warming mode once the cooking is done. My otherwise-nice slow cooker has a totally stupid "feature" wherein it finishes cooking then just shuts off once the timer runs out. You don't need that crap.

DON'T SIT ON EQUIPMENT JUST TO REST OR TAKE FUCKING SELFIES.

When I read this I cucked Don Rickles without even thinking about it

Why does the Islamic State control your firewalls?

Petition the surgeon to contract CancerAids and simultaneously lose his coverage, then find himself ineligible for future protection due to his pre-existing condition.

I saw a rabbit!

The top of your post was a bit cut off by my browser , so it looked like you are working on a "lamb fart" recipe. I think that will lose the contest.

Maybe it's just me, but I feel the offenders are disproportionately heavy/old people who can't cross in even triple the time left on the counter.

I was almost done typing my great Simpsons-quote response, when I remembered it was actually a Family Guy quote. I stopped.

British House of Cards. Still only in Season 1. It's not as scenery-chewy as the U.S. version - so far - which I really enjoy. However, Francis did just kill Matty, so I fear it may go really over-the-top.

I tried a Stiegl grapefruit radler. Wow! It is literally the only time I have ever liked grapefruit.

*Continues silent treatment after last week's revelation that psib doesn't flush the toilet at work*

"Boss" feels like "champ" or "tough guy." Really patronizing.

A big wad of toilet paper in the bowl. Fucking disgusting. I won't even pee on it.

The Get Up Kids. I like 'em so far.

Joke?

It can be four things.

Happy Canada Day!!