What does a cyborg shit? Is it robot feces covered in a shell of poop?

Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

See, Trump likes the media! You fucking Liberals…

Probably not. When I started seeing this new girl, I was recently out of a long-term relationship that had been withering for a while. The new girl told me to date others, basically to make sure she wasn't just a rebound.

Not into incest either, but I also don't like Dan's judginess (ironic considering how's also very judgy of those who judge). Isn't he just kink-shaming?

The missing "e" is still atop the list.

Wow, it's me from 2001! Hey dude:
- Don't go into journalism as a career
- Don't date an Andrea
- Bet on St. Louis in the 2011 World Series
- Resist that MySpace IPO
- Invest in Chipotle restaurants and something called Tesla.

Why are you so adamant about not being a fetishist?

I support the post-class crepes invitation. It will feel a bit more casual and less pressure-filled. Not sure if you would consider this a plus or not, but it also allows her to say no more easily, and the no could also open up other possibilities ("I can't now, but…").

*Charlie Brown's teacher talking dirty*

If you're a dinner-party discomfort aficionado, you should watch The Invitation. Probably more over-the-top than Beatriz though.

Had? What does she have now?

She'll probably (successfully) crowdfund her legal fees. Some of the more shameless anti-media right-wing scumbags (redundant, I know) have gone that route by stirring up social media fervour and portraying themselves as some martyr for MSM sins.

I always take a knee when someone makes broccoli soup. The broccoli gets no justice in today's America.

No, but it gets an absurd amount of credit for its supposed social commentary, and I can't decide how sad that is. The commentary is so blatant and on-the-nose, and I don't know if people are giving it credit because (a) they think it's making some genuine statement or (b) having any racial commentary in a Hollywood…

Piss puns? You gotta be kidney-ing me.

Don't forget Cyborg. A black man? An armed black man?!

Wow, really? I was right, he does think he's an American Gladiator!

So many questions…
What happens to Cyborg?
Does Wonder Woman get an equal say?
Does Republican Batman still hate guns?

WTF is that ridiculous logo on the screen? Does he think he's the Republican Justice League?