No, because a guy talks in a monotone voice about a silly movie, but subverts your expectations by pretending it's a bit less silly than it is. That makes it awesome. Apparently.

That son's haircut needs a fucking smack

President Trump has condemned violence in all forms

Ninety Sulphurous Flaming Weevils?

So many upvotes for GRIT

Office workers are smashing open the windows using steel chairs, which keep falling from great heights and hitting him in the head.

So get a job in a flaming Chinese skyscraper where Neve Campbell will be the lady at work.

Hollywood sexism at its worst.

She's been making regular appearances in the last two seasons of my masturbation fantasies.

Jiminy jillikers!

Zed's dead, jilly. Zed's dead.

But how much do they cost? That's always an important part of any GOOP-related story. Must be at least $25 each.

Would you be smiling if you look that much like Steve Harvey?

Oh shit, I thought it was Adam Beach, reprising his memorable turn as Slipknot in Suicide Squad.

Mary Bailey's emails, mostly.

Healthcare plan!

"I have the best stupid."

Exactly what? Good luck watching those VHS extras now.

Bald Victoria Jackson. Win! Daam.

The song?