Hey, I'm interesting! My mom says so, anyway…

Pornography/Meme Factory

Although the offscreen ADR call of "Hey, Superman's drunk!" is one of my all-time favourite movie moments.

Other pressing questions:
- "series of tubes": capitalized or no?
- Is it justifiable to hit people who jokingly refer to the "interwebs"?

BREAKING: Gene Simmons' attempt to patent "sarcasm detector" fails as patent clerk rolls eyes and says "Oh, that's a really useful invention!"

*Edit* "In the 1999 film Office Space, character [[Michael Bolton]] made the wildly erroneous claim that Superman III is an "underrated movie, actually." This is incorrect. Superman III is atrocious."

What a gross old shitsack. Get a haircut, pig.

Almost?! No, that song is horrifying. It's all about a woman trying to leave and the guy basically barring her way out and trying to get her to drink more.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a sombrero.

Didn't Four Non-Blondes also have a kinda-hit with their Misty Mountain Hop cover?

They had other hits! Pop Goes The World, you fool!

My Sharona is good fun, but isn't it also kinda fucking disgusting?

Americans will read in 50 years?!

No, that's Rob Thomas. Johnny Depp is a different douche with a bad band.

Ack!! Thbbpbpt!

Those alone should exonerate him, since it clearly shows he has has diminished mental capacity and is easily manipulated by those sleazy cops.

Cases like this are do disturbing, where police and DAs are more concerned with having someone in jail that it doesn't matter if it's the right person.It probably doesn't apply in this case, but there have been others where a real killer is still out and about because the optics of closing a case were more important…

Wow, you sure got me! Because not only did I extol Gal Gadot's acting talents, but also the Oscars are entirely a meritocracy, and no bad actor has ever been nominated or won before!

I defy anyone to look at that top photo of Thom Yorke and then still tell me that Miles Teller has the most punchable face in the entertainment industry.

I kinda envy that person. They missed a lot of shitty 90s movies, the Bush presidency, Gangnam Style…