Jennifer Lawrence?

I am assuming the headline is assumed to be doing male-shitting. I didn't read the article after seeing it has WW spoilers.

I'd expect the Welsh spelling to be more like "Whâ2gh"

You're not my supervisor.

FAK THE NEWS, FAK THE BBC. MAHKY MAHK GETS ALL HIS NEWS FROM HIS BROS READIN TWITTAH

It cut off too early. How the fuck does he pronounce his own name?

It's also listed as being in pre-production on his IMDb page.

Which last part, Jack Black?

Where's the newswire on the revelation sure to cautiously excite but mostly horrify about four of us, that John Bellairs' amazing The House With a Clock In Its Walls has apparently been greenlit with director Eli Roth and star Jack Black. Fuck everything.

…Butt you forgot to ask it!

At least this will guarantee the kind of bland, formulaic mediocrity the new Star Wars universe demands, with none of the director-producer conflict over creative vision!

Same with the JurAssic World newswire.

Oof. Probably still better than my Jawbone tho.

So he decided he better make up for that by being a slappable twit adult?

Why would you want to connect a mouse and keyboard to Google glass?

Is FitBit in the toilet? I see a lot of people wearing 'em

"It doesn't matter why they're dressed as a velociraptor, have they got my leg?"

J.A. Bayona (struggling to think of uninspired name for dinosaur flick)
Daisy Bayona (age 6): "How about Juwassic World Fallen Kingdom?"
J.A. "Clever girl."

That was totally explicable! It was established very early in the film that she tried out for the gymnastics team! And was cut, which totally explains why she is so good on the uneven dinosaur bars later. Pay attention, dummy.

Spoiler alert, asshole!