Talentlessness finds a way.

Jurassic House: Open the Door, Get on the Floor
Jurass is Mine: Revenge of the Raptors

I'm still waiting his next moves of (A) pointlessly sending Jared or Eric to die in a hopeless battle against… Daesh, I guess, then (B) setting himself on fire and leaping off a cliff.

Tom Cruise tears off his impossibly lifelike mask to reveal he's just an adorable Jack Russell terrier!

This post has now been up for 12 hours and 30 minutes. We've seen all the food jokes. Can everyone shut up with those now?

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a swastika armband.

Koreans also eat dogs.

Rob Schneider runs onstage: "Me so solly!"

Of course there's a connection to be made between Trump and Hulkster's dick. They're both old, orange, wrinkled horrorshows that no woman in their right mind wants to even share a room with.

I just sent a slightly reworded version of the death threats I sent to critics who gave The Dark Knight a bad review. The trick is to have a few good templates.

I wonder if the AV Club posters have to spend much time sorting through the wire services to find these incredibly stupid-looking and embarrassing photos of Trump, or are most photos of him just this stupid-looking?

My parents were the same. They're both medical professionals, but it was largely disregarded. I actually expected that reaction; the main reason I told them is that I was still on their health insurance plan and needed coverage for my antidepressants.

I cannot get motivated to cook for myself this week. Maybe it's the heat? I dunno. I have been meaning to make perogies.

Good luck!

* Meh! Very much disengaged from my work.
* Great Job, Internet!
* Sorry, I got nothing. I apparently have dysthymia, which is pretty low-grade.
* It's only the first day of summer! Yeah, I'm a pedant. That said, I might be in love. Or am sick to my stomach. Not sure. Feels weird either way.
* My depression, typically.

No, I'm sure it's not, but I feel in the context of the movie, it's very much a flippant abdication, probably from some chickenhawk politician who is absolutely glossing over someone's experience. If the U.S. is anything like Canada, and I believe it is in this sense, many of the veterans who need support don't get it…

You make your lab wear a shirt? You could just get its coat trimmed for the summer, you know.

Well sure, idiotking gets a royal funeral. A really stupid one, but still royal

#NuggsForFancyArcher

I recently wrote off a watch after a replacement battery didn't work, but then heard about demagnetizing. Worth a try if the batteries don't take!