I'm thinking "not so much the interchangeability/attractiveness of women" as the "turning down a threesome." Surprising, that.

So online outrage was trumped-up and based on distorted hearsay? Well, I never!

Honey-roasted, though? I would do all sorts of shit for 250,000 honey-roasted peanuts.

And also not very good at it.

Hang on… nobody's hiring a sex worker?!

Even a 20-something male university student?

Good conclusion. She's playing some bizarre game and it won't end well.

Also, that's not actually true… right?

Donald Trump keeps them in a vault and swims around in them like Scrooge McDuck while Bannon tells him he has the biggest dick in the whoooole world.

Wake up! You were dreaming again!

So would a Miles Teller Ken Doll be more punchable than the one with the man-bun or that bitch on the far right?

OOH LAH DI DAH, MISTAH FANCY MAN. GO HAVE SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS WHILE HAVIN A GOOD CRY, FAHKIN SNOWFLAKE

MAHK WAHLBAG STAHS IN PATRIOT'S DOUCHE. COMING TO THEATAHS WHENEVAH THE FAHK I WANT.

I was about to say "plaid-shirt Ken is straight" until I saw his pants cuffs tucked into the footwear.

Kushner, or pedophile?

The AV Club

Do they have cocks? Where's the cocks?

Still less polarizing than the Oxford chemo.

I think a formula of (PO / OP) * CR or (CR / AP) * LOL is more applicable.

Don't touch this take, it's too hot!