I expect him to sound like a stupid version of Sir Hiss from the animated Robin Hood.

His campaign slogan in 2024 will be "The Most Interesting Man In The World (of politics)"

I'm sure they've made peace with it while simultaneously making a shit-ton of money. They're fine, feel bad for someone else.

What parts? My pants? My pants have cutesy colloquialisms?

Ba-dum tish!

I tried fucking Black History Month, but once you go black…

I farted while laughing at this.

Like, a full day?!

He looks so adorably incompetent at a drum kit.

You probably don't really listen to the lyrics. But you should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Similar to US Weekly with "Kate/Jennifer Aniston/Some Bachelorette" + "baby bump"

Most commenters on here won't even defend his face, much less his ass.

So punch his face
With a mace in the dark

And Ryan Lochte is out there calling Shkreli a pussy homo for crying.

Did he issue a single-tear apology?

Was it really on for that long?!

I think Frank's hotel room is actually Gerard Butler's office from Olympus has Fallen.

I'd say the first season was a legit drama. But once Frank started killing people, it became irredeemable trash.

I've started watching the British House of Cards. Pretty good. And it's also mercifully short, so probably doesn't have time to go off the rails the way this version has.

No, it's the "I'm not racist because there's no evidence to support the fact that I am."