If your comment gets 18 million upvotes, you got it!

You'll fling shit at their stores!

McDonald's is excited to announce we've acquired Khmer Stooge's account!

I know, right? I was sure that I just missed it.

Whole Foods makes Whole Foods look ridiculous. Remember the goddam asparagus water?

I'm gonna equip you with a smack upside the head if you misuse the apostrophe in "its" again!

Fuck this whole thing. We all know who Simpsons characters are, and they're better than this cutesy shit or anything Fallon has ever done. Just looking at those screencaps makes me angry.

Isn't that the one where his buddy is eaten by a shark?!

*High-fives Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache.*

You got Madonna's big dick outta your right ear and Jimmy I-don't-know-what, outta your left.

This is, as the French say, le stupid

Kevin Costner and Michael Phelps star in Three Days to Gill. Coming up next on Shark Week

But Phelps, you can't race against someone with gills! You're from two different worlds!

If it happened in Bangor, Stephen King is clearly behind this.

So what does "AV" actually stand for? 'Cause this doesn't seem like the place for cow stories.

Then put on your tinfoil hat, dummy! You can buy them at InfoWarsMerch.com

Better Call Junior Seau?

The law up here in Canadia is kinda funny. It's legal as long as one of the parties involved consents to the recording, and you can be one of those parties.

Ohhh, good call on Norris.

Except Jones says the killing of the younglings in the Jedi Temple was a false flag.