Casting Call: Kelly/Jones (2019)

Like, with a hammer?

David Nugent? Ryan Nugent-Hopkins? Richard Nugent, Baron Nugent of Guildford?

Why, what happened with Trump?

AJ: "So Ms Kelly, you admit you grabbed my can. What do you have to say in your defense?"
MK: "…"
AJ: "Ms Kelly, your silence will only incriminate you further. No, Ms. Kelly, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Ms. Kelly! NOOOO!
Announcer: Dramatization! May not have happened.

Didn't click the link, upvoted solely for your username.

So this article belongs on the AV Club because… It mentions Westeros?

Lithgow's Joker would tear up Batman like a kleenex at a snot party.

I heard he didn't get the part because his increasing baldness made it too hard to place the "damaged" forehead tattoo.

Think Jim Carrey in Batman Returns only… well, just as bad but in a slightly different way.

WTF are you even talking about. You really are the master of irrelevance. Since when do approval ratings have anything to do with campaign contributions? Also, 58% is still a majority approval rating. It's a known fact that many politicians bow and scrape to the NRA, and a major reason nothing was accomplished after…

Yeah, facts can be irrelevant. Fact: female kangaroos have three vaginas. And that's just as irrelevant as whether his guns were legal.

Not really the point. Who the fuck needs guns like that in the first place?

*Rand Paul slides into third, feels a greasy turd*

No, that's why the term RINO exists.

"Think" being the new slang term for "endlessly/sloppily fellate in return for campaign contributions"?

Why only fifty?

Shoot, I was hoping it was the "Soup Nutsy" chain. Any place with a name that stupid deserves to go under.

SPOILER: B.J. did die, but was cloned by Deathshead in an attempt to create a new supersoldaten.

I'm pretty sure that flinging nasty personal shots at someone over their personal distaste for Yoko Ono is fucking far from the right response.