They provide much-needed roughage and essential inks!

Reluctantly upvoted. I kinda hate you.

Thirty-seven! CineCraft wrote 37 puns!

Of course not, Wallace printed on single-ply paper stock. Use something more substantial, Like Marquez or Dr. Seuss.

More like The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Reflux, amirite?

She can date that fucking oxygen bandit eating Jason Segel pictures. They can talk about mouthfeel and flavours of different paper stock and get the fuck out of the public eye.

STOP PROMOTING ASSHOLES WHO EAT PAPER.

OBummer.

*Guy indifferent to hockey does other things to self…*

I had cola, purple stuff… oh, Sunny D!

I'd like to take a minute to lose sight of all the large-scale shit-fuckable things happening lately and whine about the fact that I can't sleep. In the last 72 hours, I've slept about 6.

Hey egghead! Sing Fair Harvard.

I discovered that my new lady friend, who I was starting to suspect had an aversion to oral sex actually does not. Woohoo!

Grittings. Mah nam is Kahlfin.

Hi

Here, you can borrow this: ¡

Like, the movie, or the place where you live?

Roast beef, spicy mustard, avocado and lettuce. Pretty basic. But goddam good.

Shut up you asshole noob fanboy!

I love it. My New Vegas character Murderface has a less-defined MO, but terrible karma.