Whaddya mean, with all Marvel's prominent, not-just-gratuitously hot female characters like… Black Widow, kinda? And…what's-her-face!

The 1960s version of the 90s one?

Bumblebeeing John Malkovich

This is a prequel to the My Girl universe, where the protagonist eventually murders Macaulay Culkin.

The Duran Duran album Butts on Film?

NOT THE BEE! OH GAWWWWD, THE BEE!

Bumblebee sports a Flock of Seagulls 'do

AIDS? That was an 80s fad, right?

It was a good decade for boob-movies.

That 70's Show?

"They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!"

I also enjoy the blatant falsehoods in the "trending" section. No Netflix, there is no fucking universe where The Do-Over or Takers is trending.

Tell that to the good citizens of Naboo and Queen emeritus Amidala. Fuckin' racist.

To be fair, this article isn't at all saying that we need to hear or - god forbid - respect their feelings. This is strictly "marvel at the sad state of Internet discourse at have a laugh at these Nazi crybabies."

What fucking channel?!?!

I hope the franchise continues in this direction and leaves behind all the occult nonsense. It was getting really tiresome.

In fairness, that describes every movie.

"Use your work computer to find a sex worker"?! Christ Dan, that better have been a joke. With all that's on this guy's plate, you're trying to get him fired as well?

I reluctantly agree, but at the same time: fuck you, Judd. Is Sony really messing with your artistic vision of man-children and their masturbation jokes?

Why Spam? That nasty shit is a U.S. invention.