Why that's so crazy disgusting/dangerously unhealthy, I'm surprised KFC and Pizza Hut haven't done it yet!

That sounds disgusting. Fortunately, the postprandial hospital visit is free!

What about Vegemi… [BARFS]

How about renaming Swastika, ON instead? It's in more dire need of a rename.

How do I change my username to Socialist Masturbating Weasel?

First patented in Montreal, anyway.

Caesars.

How 'bout fuckin peanut butter then?!

You forgot #ZING! Because this platform supports hashtags!

Basically any marijuana-covered pizza from Happy Elephant Pizza in Phnom Penh is the best pizza. Hawaiian is second-best.

The President treats objects like women, man.

It probably makes nuking even more likely, since now Melania has far fewer excuses to not have sex with him. His tiny blue balls are going to drive him crazy.

That's exactly my point. You don't need to go to any lengths, because he's an overt shitbag. That's why really, really tenuous posts like this are so ridiculous; there's far more valid ammunition out there.

It would be neater if he hit Donald over the head with a steel chair or elbow-dropped him through a Spanish announcer's table like Shane McMahon did to his dad.

I was hoping for something along the lines of the great clip from the inauguration when she's beaming at President Rapist until he turns away, then her face utterly collapses into dead-eyed grimness.

Is "the bunker" slang for her vagina?

Hey, he was pretty good in Zombieland.

When your case in point is a movie where he's not on screen, I don't know that it helps your argument though.

So it's not a coincidence that Barron kinda looks like Michael Cera?

I'm well aware of (at least some) reasons why Melania also sucks. I'm not defending her at all. Just commenting on the insane lengths to which the AV Club is willing to go to talk shit about Trump.