I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING BUFFY'S ON THE MOTHERFUCKING A.V. CLUB!!!

Across the Universe was a watchable movie simply because Keanu Reeves was not in it.

Ginger Lynn was my generation's Ginger Spice.

My Christmas display is a neon Jesus masturbating
to Cum on Feel the Noize.

"We got him on the spot
Welcome back…"

We don't much cotton to stove rapers where I come from.

I guess this means Bristol denies hooking up with me.