Oh, the last 20 minutes or so of that series finale. Not only did it not stick the landing, it fell off of the mat, careened into the spectators, killed them all, and then spontaneously combusted and burned the entire arena down.

Pours one out for The Commitments.

Even now, an outraged Arsenio's Posse is re-forming itself, and will have its revenge. (Or, if you'd like, an obligatory "Arsenio? Is it 1993?" comment.)

Die Fledermaus > BatManuel.

The real question is will the King Kong musical be called "King!", or will it be called "Kong!"

"He was part Indian."

"Let me buy you a drink. I want to tell you my idea for a 'Gator' sequel." "'Gator' was a sequel." "I know. This will be the final chapter in the McKlusky Trilogy."

Having skimmed through the leaked script this morning, I'm going to suggest that Tarantino did himself and the rest of us a favor by shelving it. It reads like a mashup of "Django" and the basement scene from "Basterds".

You mean "I, Frankenstein's Monster".

It occurred to me after watching "Clerks" the other day that when, in "Return of The Jedi", the Emperor reveals that the "under-construction" Death Star is in fact fully armed and operational, there'd be no need for contractors/construction guys because that was the trap: the thing was built to look like it wasn't…

"The Last Starfighter is dead!" - Xur

And it features James Coburn!

Darth Crucifictorius!

Henceforth, the Ace Hunter family microwave shall be referred to as "The Science Oven".

"Lemme tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here. We got two solid-fuel rocket boosters capable of delivering about 6,000,000 pounds-force at sea level, the RS-25 SSME engine with a Low Pressure Oxidizer Turbopump that boosts liquid oxygen pressure from 0.7 to 2.9 MPa, and two AJ-10-190 Orbital Maneuvering…

It's just too bad he wasn't there to save Silverman.

"Hasta la vista, bro."

Every time someone makes a Genesis - Phil Collins joke that doesn't mention him, Steve Hackett dies a little inside.

World War Zima, one assumes.

Gus Van Sant is doing a shot-for-shot remake of "Dial M For Murderousness".