Word. That was some fucked up shit that made no sense.

Those damned underwater bullets!
I'm just grateful that SPR wasn't released in Avatar-style 3-D. I never would have made it past D-Day.

Vamp My Vag airs right after it.

Alan Tudyk signed my Firefly comic with Wash on the cover at the stage door of Spamalot. I dare y'all to be geekier than that. I dare you!
Also, awesomely hot in person!

In honor of Valentine's Day I have to say how much I love you Dumbledore. There I said it.

It's short for Perseus. Yes, I read books for tweens, wanna make something out of it?

The best part of Transformers 2 was when my husband leaned over and whispered, "I can't tell one spinning hunk of junk from another." That's when popcorn spews out your mouth, let me tell ya.

And the reply to creepy rabbis is:
"Thank you, your grubbiness."

Thanks, but no thanks
Lordy, that is some ugly ass jewelry.

"In the Heart of the Sea: When Whales Fight Back' is indeed awesome.

Actually, Edward's just old-fashioned and he wants to marry her before they have sex. He originally "died" during the flu pandemic of 1918 so his morals are a titch out of date.
Plus, he's afraid his sex moves will kill her. When they finally do have sex she gets the crap beaten out of her. The girl bruises like a…

I think King adds magical negros because he lives in Maine and up here they're rarer than albino moose. He has to go down to a Sox game and even then, they're all on the field, not in the stands.
New England and especially Maine, is really, really white.

I just re-read or actually read the expanded version of the Stand. (I got a Kindle and can now read Stephen King in bed without crushing my thorax.)But I digress.
It was still as enjoyable as I remembered and the additional chapter about the folks that escape the plague but still die by other means was uber-creepy.

Deiffenbacher (sp?) was 1/2 dog, 1/2 wolf. And deaf. And he came to the US with his master on the trail of the men who killed… oh never mind.

I don't understand how you can be electrocuted by trying to retrieve a drawing. Did he stick a fork in a nuclear powered Etch-a-Sketch?

Swayze?
Now I feel dirty.

Prison Wine,
Since I don't believe in Him and you apparently do, can you ask this God person to destroy all Kinkade's pictures when he smotes the jerk? Can He get all the bizarro light sources in the pictures burst into flame? Cause that would be cool.

McCoy's accent in old age makes perfect sense. My father-in-law (now in his 80's) lapses back into German more and more as he gets older even though he's been in the US since the 50's. Soon none of us will understand a word he says, which is actually an improvement.

Gary Sinese alone is a good reason to watch The Stand mini-series. Molly Ringwald, however, is awful. The costume design for her character was crazy-bad. No one's going to be wearing tulle after the apocalypse.

Bacon and eggs ice cream rules! Our local joint made it as a dessert special with custard based (the egg) vanilla ice cream and added bacon and a touch of maple. It was served on a waffle. So delicious!
It would have been awesome for breakfast.