I can ride one with no handlebars, with no handlebars.

I can ride one with no handlebars, with no handlebars.

:: shakes fist at sky::

:: shakes fist at sky::

Correction-correction: One big steaming dump.

Correction-correction: One big steaming dump.

Best Mamet lines ever:

Best Mamet lines ever:

I love Lyle Lovett!

I love Lyle Lovett!

Your mom is a butterface.

Your mom is a butterface.

I call them "Student Drop-In Time."

I call them "Student Drop-In Time."

Fuck me. Someone is storming my embassy.

Fuck me. Someone is storming my embassy.

Not in my book.

Not in my book.

His face looks like a catcher's mitt.

His face looks like a catcher's mitt.