Yes, it's true. My mom is a slut.

Yes, it's true. My mom is a slut.

Ahab is Indian now?
I thought Ahab was an A-rab.

Ahab is Indian now?
I thought Ahab was an A-rab.

Twisted Dick is also an English dessert.

Twisted Dick is also an English dessert.

Starbuck ® is coffee!

Starbuck ® is coffee!

Needs more Dick.

Needs more Dick.

I like Ramses Condoms®

I like Ramses Condoms®

Royal Dano?
I can't get Dana Plato out of my head.
Fuck Yeah Necrophilia!

Royal Dano?
I can't get Dana Plato out of my head.
Fuck Yeah Necrophilia!

Ha ha. You said Moby Dick is the perfect film.

Ha ha. You said Moby Dick is the perfect film.

Deathspell Omega? What the fuck is that? The new Transformers movie? Fuck all y'all haters. All music is politcal, bitch! @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus don't front! Fuckin' reverse racists!

Deathspell Omega? What the fuck is that? The new Transformers movie? Fuck all y'all haters. All music is politcal, bitch! @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus don't front! Fuckin' reverse racists!

Senior Trip : What my grandma just did on the hallway rug.

Senior Trip : What my grandma just did on the hallway rug.