R.I.P.
How many people - during Grade 8 and Junior High (etc.) - thought that High School was gonna be awesome like a John Hughes movie?

I agree, ESPECIALLY about the masturbating. Michael Philips, while I don't always agree with his opinions, is as sharp as a whip. Love his line about Bratz: The Movie (paraphrasing): "…I'd rather watch the movie about the Easy-Bake Oven than this garbage."

A Few Questions.
Now that the Lyons/Mankiewicz era of At The Movies is over, does this entail the end of Lyons/Mankiewicz slash fiction? And if so, will Phillips/Scott slash fiction be as gloriously naughty? Or will it be naughty ten-fold? And does anyone see a phoenix-like return of Ebert/Roeper slash fiction? That…

The Dead Zone is hugely underrated among the body of Cronenberg's work.

You said, "I wanna see Johnny get it on with Poppy." Personally, I think some sandwich action between Johnny and Poppy AND Garfield would be even more fab.