Sports Night was a grindingly tedious self satisfied snoozefest. Hated it. Hmmph.

Generation Zombie. Hmmph.

30 Rock was as good as it ever was almost right from the first instant. You might not have been on board or not mentally dialed in, but the show was hitting it our of the park from the word Go, especially compared to any other show, ever.

I think you're loosing it.

Tina Fey should do a show about a sexy smart slightly nerdy woman who runs for Empress of the World Universe and wins.

Right. The 2-4 star reviews are the Heartland of online reviews. They're the Iowa and Ohio and Wisconsin and Kansas of American Consumer Discontent!

Nobody goes there. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra

"I 8 their with my best frends Gerge and Krame. We all had the tuna salad on white bread. It was like eeting nuthing."

Your comment is a good "springboard" to the subject of inadvertent pun names of business and products, such as Grape Nuts. OK, that's nut actually a pun, but I'd always giggle when my sister would ask for the Grape Nuts.

Have you ever been finger interrobanged?

What are Lesbian business names? Butch's Scissors Shop. Saphos Dams and Dykes Engineering. Hole Foods.

That's stroke baiting.

"As a casual summer read I found Dikachu's Obscene Gesticulations to be a surprisingly compelling and honest tale of non verbal interpersonal communications. I give it 3 middle fingers. And 4 sideways stroking fists." ┌∩┐┌∩┐┌∩┐,

*flashes a torn out magazine picture of Earth* "This is what you're destroying with your selfish, shortsighted ways." Hmmph.

That's why they named it the sound made by a terrified dog.

I give this Flame War 4 stars. 1 star deducted for being waaaaaayay over due. Hmmph.

I especially love the Holiday Assortment of Hand Gestures.

You've perfectly encapsulated my sentiments which I've held since the first episode. There are funny, even hysterical moments, but a higher level consciousness is mostly non existent. The shows lacks a strategic scaffolding upon which to firmly shape and guide the serio-comical dramatic shenanigans. It's a bit random…

Either way, I'm coming away feeling neglected, and with a sore ass.

I'm watching Last Comic Standing as I type these words and so I'm very conscious of the need to not only have a pithy, sharp insight to share with you all but to also present it in a succinct and compelling manner, and so I'll get right to it. WTF?!!