Yes, too often the most literal and stringent translations of books to film are the least effective (ex. "To Kill a Mockingbird"). I appreciate the artistic liberties Lynch took with the source material, especially considering the limitations imposed by the technology available to him at the time - no CGI, and only…

Because 42.

Hot Take on Hot Takes: They're really not hot and I don't take 'em. Hmmph.

Did he slip the book a Quaalude?

Twin Peaks I can sort of understand someone not tolerating it in its entirety, especially if you didn't watch it as part of the contemporary zeitgeist when it originally aired in 1990-91. Its distinct, emphatic oddness was unprecedented on TV, but has since been copied, always badly, ad nauseum.

He's my favorite floating ball of puss.

Goddammit, I was gonna try and get some real work done today, but then you evil bastards go and post the whole friggin movie right here. Right here!!

Anti-nasalite!

In the Arby's for a year?! Did they make you Chief of Beef?

Lo0k to the swirl rye, Elaine. The swirl rye!

Anus of Uranus!

Nothing, if you use it to clean your windshield.

Even Megyn Kelly?!

The Jews also do not permit mention of the Lord, who ever the heck that impostor is!

And nobody goes there. It's too crowded.

Obama. Hmmph.

A pun? It's a sandwich bun, but instead of water it's made with p.

I would eat if it wuz called the Jewlicous Corny Hebe, with Snarksauce.

The litht of people who talk with a lithp.

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