"Who told you to mash these up?! I didn't tell you to mash these up! This mash up is totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"

Madonna at least managed to produce some genuinely catchy competent occasionally impressive songs. Her involvement with the then relatively underground dance club scene afforded her the opportunity to bring to the masses the new musical styles which she encountered there, and to do it with considerable style. But…

Larry Hokusai Flint.

While supporting LGBTQ causes is a great thing, Miley Cyrus and her inept, spastic croaking is an unfortunate fact of life today in our rapidly devolving, nearly worthless culture, and any defense of her or her alleged talents is only an expression of profound ignorance and depravity. Good luck with that, sucker.…

Fireworks shoot out my ass when I cum a second time. What, it came up organically! Hmmph.

The AV Club has gulped down the corrupt and cynical product placement bug juice Kool-Aid, and here's why you should too! Hmmph.

Skip can just skip his overly self fascinated ass right off a cliff for all I care. Hmmph.

Men in Tights is really not that bad a movie… is the only semi relevant thought I've got in response to this sad news.

Cartoons are fake! Hmmph.

Everything "they" do?! Is she suffering from multiple personalty disorder? Hmmph.

Sprinting down the street with a Samurai sword is as an act of domestic tehwohism. Domo arigato.

Most important thing of all: Elizabeth Banks lesbian action!!!

Any Troll who runs a mill is OK in my book. Especially if it's a Gin mill. Or a Vodka mill. Or a Barbiturate mill…

And all I got was this lousy T-Shirt that says "I'm With Stupid" with a large arrow pointing up at my own head.

When the very people who so passionately pride themselves upon their acute powers of sarcasm are effectively rendered speechless, devoid of verbal barbs, then we can be sure that the Apocalypse is fast approaching.

For me, Susan's mother—played so brilliantly by the masterful Grace Zabriskie—encapsulated the fundamental spirit of the show with her wine lubricated utterance:

Is "Jurassic Bark" as bad as its Bite?

So hard to pick the best one, but there's something about those coyly quixotic lyrics mated to the unadorned but powerfully triumphant melody of "Tea For the Tillerman" that amuses, amazes and thrills me.

That's a truly lovely rendition, but it makes me that much more appreciative of Cat Steven's astonishing vocal gifts. The originality and simple elegance of his music is unequaled, but that doesn't justify the infantile response from @Narcoleptico which is mostly an expression of deep personal conflict, probably a…

Taking people to task for their taste in music, or any form of entertainment, is the ultimate tediously juvenile troll - "Ewwwww, you like THAT?!!!!" Hmmph.