He's on British time. Give him a minute… or 5 hours.

Your decorative fashion accessory smartly announces that you're an ardent and committed supporter of CancerAIDS. Go CancerAIDS!!

I don't see what you almost did there.

Citizen Kane is a very good film with a lot of impressive technical and creative innovations. For me, it's just not as entertaining as it is impressive. I like to study Citizen Kane for it's technical and creative mastery, but I love to watch Godfather II for it's everything.

Uh, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…

I like Marnie a lot, much more so than most IMDb commenters do. It's slightly misogynistic but still, there's a surprisingly intense psychosexual tension, so much is obliquely implied and suggested. I guess that's why many people didn't appreciate it, too subtle and talky, not enough action.

Didn't Sling Blade come out about the same time? I always get those two films confused.

Actually, most often in geriatric patients the hip does not break as a result of a fall, but rather it's the hip bone spontaneously breaking first—it being extremely brittle a result of advanced osteoporosis—and then the fall results. The more you know. *shooting rainbow star* Hey, it's time for Murder She Wrote!…

Cry? You mean actual real tears?! Oh yes, of course, tears of semen.

Grant denied. Hmmph.

Now that's good cricket.

Clumsily, ineffectually used words. Ugh. Hmmph.

Wall is an appropriate metaphor, because he's as funny as a wall. A flat cold hard unfunny wall. Hmmph.

"Winged Mammal Theme" is exactly the sort of title for a song that Michael Stipe would find soooo clever and funny, even more so because he enjoys knowing just how annoying a title it is because it's so blandly, lazily, unimaginatively ironic. He thinks not being funny is very funny. But he doesn't realize that not…

I say you loved it. Hmmph.

Cosmo Kramer.

Oh cum on. Hmmph.

Classic Crash Test Dummies anthem about a girl with weird spots all over her boooodyyy?? Not catching your reference. Do you mean Funky Cold Medina?

My mom has it on at least 3 hours a day and more when the nightly one is playing. I must have watched at least 20-25 episodes from my visits to her house, and they all bleed into one big vague episode which contains about 100 dope smacks. Zeva was cute.

The article IS too dismissive of The Guardians' soundtrack and it also is way too fucking long. Holy shit, doesn't the AV Club use editors anymore? It took Mr. Jesse Hassenger 22 long, wordy, rambling paragraphs to explain what 4 or 5 well considered, properly constructed ones could have. Too. Many. Words. Hmmph.