You are thoroughly welcome. Welcomed. Whatever. Hmmph.

I thought Ayatoldya to stop making those terrible puns.

Their sound is much less explosive. Hmmph.

Yep. So is reality. Hmmph.

I would like to experience another live musical performance, or any entertainment for that matter, which is as profoundly intense as a good Dead show was back when they were really gettin' it done, but I haven't found anything that comes close.

Romance novels SUCK!!! Based on that opinion I'll trust you to presume my sentiments about Superhero comics. Hmmph.

Hey, I get that reference! Oh shit, I get that reference. *sad trombone*

While that Palestinian band, Hamasters Of Destiny, totally bombed. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

But they were "The."

Yes, now is the time for prayer. Good, hard, no-bullshit prayer.

Nope, not creepy at all. Nope, not dialing imaginary child protective services…

I really thought you knew me better than that. Well, someone knows me better than that. Oh yes, of course, my fictional songwriting partner, Tommy "Tunes" McNarf, he knows me better than that. He's always right there with a catchy melody or a nearly unintelligible ferocious racist outburst. I really lean on him.

Putter is such a lovely name… for a washroom attendant in an overpriced restaurant, or for an eco-friendly moto scooter.

I saw a few Dead shows back in the late 80s-early 90s, and they were VERY variable, one show would be absolutely outstanding, utterly transcendent, and another show a couple nights later less than mediocre. One night the band was playing so badly that I'm sure I screamed at the stage for a solid 15 minutes for the…

That's more appropriate for a website that is the male counterpart to Jezebel.com - Foxnews.com.

It's heartwarming to read just how proud and supportive you are of your nonexistent daughter.

If you had said Betamax I'd have married you tonight. But VHS?! Please drive me home. Hmmph.

You have perfectly circumscribed the source of my distaste with most Superhero Comics in that they rely entirely for their effect upon a grossly distorted, blatantly incomplete, probably worthless depiction of reality. Since it's a genre which draws nearly all of its dramatic and thematic potency from an aspect of…

The bird was definitely all Mickey. Vince Vaughn thought Mickey was joking about the bird, that Mickey was just testing how far he could push Vince by showing up with the bird on set, but no, Mickey insisted on the bird in the movie. There's a story that may or may not be true that Vaughn told that Mickey held up…

A LOT of Republicans campaigned on the promise of making America great again, which creates an interesting paradox in that if asked they will all emphatically insist that America is, in fact a great country and is, in fact, the Absolute Greatest Country on the Face of the Planet as Ordained by the All Powerful, all…