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Yes, it's very often a combination of the two, or of the reversed dynamic. Either way, the tender young mind is so very vulnerable to the thousand natural shocks which life deals out so indiscriminately, so callously. It ain't too easy for none of us, is it?

Yeah, they really should change the name to Extremely Localized, Site Specific Theme Park.

Sure, right next to the Community State College University Tech School County College.

Not even close to true. The new Amish are nobody's fools and nobody's bitches. They are straight up ganstas, bro.

Drunken map maker #1: "So, wadda we call this town near the State College?"
Drunken map maker #2: "Uh, I dunno. How 'bout State College?"
Drunken map maker #1: "Ummmm, errr, Okey Dokey."

My friend was a day-shift stripper working the lunch crowd at a slightly upscale joint, and she cleared an average of $250-300 for a 4 hour stint. Not too shabby. She later became a personal trainer and yoga instructor and complained that those clients were twice as obnoxious and handsy. Strippers have interesting

Oh, you instead were a fan of "The Boys of Summer" like me, right? You liked that song, though, didn't you? That song's your preferred Don Henley song, huh, "Boy of Summer," innit? ? It's important you agree with me.

Feldception.

Those Hosers.

Better than The Goonies?! No way!

What does adult-woman-raping Bill Cosby have to do with child-molesting Michael Jackson? Did Cosby also drug and rape little boys?!

Life—if you're doing it well—is an eternal tip toe across impossibly fragile egg shells. Hmmph.

The apology was mostly because all those people had to wait for the snackbar to reopen, because instead of selling the nachos and sodas—like he was being paid to do—Corey was doing his little mincing and prancing act.

Semi Pro

Um, being politically incorrect is how a racist expresses his or her racism. It's bigoted, racist, misogynist thought translated into words and actions which define politically incorrect behavior. Not every single politically incorrect action is hard core racist, but it sure is a long way down the road in that

Forget it Dwarf, it's AV Clubtown…

Ho!

More fish!

I think Joan Rivers is a valid and worthwhile example of a feminist in that before her audiences simply wouldn't tolerate such foul mouthed, hostile, unrestrained expression from a female comedian, while that behavior was tolerated and celebrated in male comedians. Expanding the bounds of acceptable female behavior is

I WISH I blew it. What are we talking about?